interview, interview, interview..

yea.. wake up this morning.. reeeaaaaaally early..
bout 9am..
went 4 an interview at The Academy Bistro..
inside the supreme court building..
Tian Mu intro de..
he's working there.. heard that KM going over too on next week..

reach there rather late.. bout 1015..
appointment is at 10..
no 1 bothered. no 1 cares..
filled up the forms n chef Jimmy came say hi..
interview was rather ez..
half an hour... n i got the job.. Ya-Haa!!!
waiting 4 MOM 2 process my data n approval b4 i can start working..
been in bankruptcy recently.. lol.

went 4 interview at Ritz Carlton wit Wayne yesterdae..
reached at 2pm.. wait til 4pm then get 2 interview..
abt 50 over ppl interviewing..
wa sey.. they asked like.. 50 over questions..

like.. r u a positive person?
me: yea..
Ritz: pls illustrate an event which u think that u showed ur positive attitude..
me: ????????

Ritz: r u a loyal person?
me: yea.. i guess..
Ritz.. pls illustrated on ur loyalty..
me: ???????

Ritz:when a customer complaints.. wat wil u do?
me: be polite n ask 4 superior..
Ritz: r u a polite person?
me: yea..
Ritz pls illustrate it..
me: ??????

Ritz: r u a caring person?
me: yea..
Ritz: pls describe an event where u hav cared 4 a person..
me: wat the @$#%??????

i gave a lot of crappy ans & most of them r all made up.. then...
Ritz: in scale of 1-10, how honest r u?
me: ermm.. 10!!!

wat the @#$%.. 1st time i attend such interview. OMG. nightmare!!
any1 going to Ritz looking 4 a job.. b prepared..

cow stories..

wow.. it's been months since i last blogged..
so much had happened..
so many things 2 sae..
dunno where 2 start,
dunno how 2 start.
so, i decided not 2 blog bout it.. ;)
instead.. i'm jz gonna copy paste a story 4 u guys.. a nice 1..
it's a bout cows..

TRADITIONAL CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies and the economy grows.
You sell them and retire on the income.

AN AMERICAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You sell one and force the other to produce the milk of four cows.
You are surprised when the cow drops dead.

A FRENCH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You go on strike because you want three cows.

A JAPANESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk.
You then create clever cow cartoon images called 'Cowkimon' and market them World-Wide.

A GERMAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You re-engineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk themselves

A BRITISH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
Both are mad.

AN ITALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows, but you don't know where they are.
You break for lunch.

A SWISS CORPORATION
You have 5,000 cows and none of which belong to you.
You charge others for storing them.

A CHINESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You have 300 people milking them.
You claim full employment and high bovine productivity.
You have the newsman who reported on the numbers arrested.

AN INDIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You worship them.

A MALAYSIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You signed a 40-year contract to supply milk at RM0.06 per litre.
Then midway through, you raised the price to RM0.60 or you cut the supply.
When the buyer agrees to the new price, you change your mind again and now want RM1.20.
The buyer decided you can keep the milk.
They go look for milk that comes from recycled cows or the cow urine
instead. Your two cows retire together with the Prime Minister.

A SINGAPOREAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
One cow-peh and one cow-bu